Straight White Boy Problem #455

straightwhiteboyproblems:

I left my keys in my jeep in the school parking lot! I’m so nervous i hope nobody steals my jeep *leans over and talks to friend* dude if i told the teacher I was going to the bathroom do you think I could run out to the parking lot

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

"I guess"
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
tagged → #ME AT WORK
brooklyn-maoist47:

Nothing ever changes with white people and their support for killer pigs. 

brooklyn-maoist47:

Nothing ever changes with white people and their support for killer pigs. 

tagged → #Wow
mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

mydollyaviana:

The Prince of Egypt conceptual art paintings by Paul Lasaine

talkstostrangers:

staaayifyouwannalovemestay:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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A DARK HORSE RUNNING IN THE FANTASY LEAGUE ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ