April 2012
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
i mean
oh wow
so like
March 2012
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shavingryansprivates:
remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
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I.need.this. →
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These kids that I used to babysit are now in HIGH SCHOOL and have facebooks and post pictures of them at parties and stuff
Omg
KIDS GROW UP SO FAST
Parents: It's just a band
Friends: It's just a band
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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Yesterday me and my boyfriend were eating ice cream and there was this big brownie piece in it and he asked me if I wanted it and it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
africans:
calm down blizzard lady u crazy
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jared-trolls-me:
MARS CLIP MONDAY - 80’S NIGHT
OMG I’M DYING.
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Oh my GOD I am so close to quitting my job. The whole management team is so unorganized and doesn’t know how to handle anything when we’re busy. My GM gets so crazy and stressed out that she takes it out on all of us. She always talks to us like we don’t know anything, and that we’re lazy no matter how much work we do. Today we had to do deep cleaning and one of my managers...
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The Used are doing an acoustic show in Philly on April 5th and I wanna goooooooo
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If Green Day are so punk rock, why don’t they make their DVD in Washington,...
– Brandon Flowers about Green Day DVD “Bullet in a bible” (via ohkillers)
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“The sauce will NOT taste right if you don’t let it refrigerate overnight”
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i assume everyone hates me until they actually tell me that they like/love me and then i still think they hate me
I accidentally mixed 2% milk with half and half and now my coffee has too many...
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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“I just realized if rawr mean I love you in dinosaur, the Jurassic period was a period full of ROMANCE AND T-REX WAS THE SMOOTHEST TALKER OF THEM ALL”
My friend just texted that to me